What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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