My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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