I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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