I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Randomize
