A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
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Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
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my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
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