so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
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Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
then he tried to convert me to islam
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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