I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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