hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
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In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
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Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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