he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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