Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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