butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
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Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
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We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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