We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
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a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
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Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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