he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
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Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
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We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
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Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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