I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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