Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
bring money and cleavage
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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