Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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