I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
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I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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