wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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