don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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