How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
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How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
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I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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