found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
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She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
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Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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