Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
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i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
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I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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