Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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