before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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