where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
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i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
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His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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