There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
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OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
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Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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