what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
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He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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