did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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