thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
