maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Is it penis luge time yet?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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