There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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