as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
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Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
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I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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