I think I just saw someone hide a body.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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