Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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