This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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