This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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