somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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