YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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