How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
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hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
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Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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