awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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