***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
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Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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