Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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