And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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