you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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