it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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