i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
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I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
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Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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