The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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