i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
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The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
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You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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