Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
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I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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