just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
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just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
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This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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