If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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