I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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