She said her name was "party"
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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