I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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